reviewed by Chris Immoral XXXXX
This film is about about a famous hollywood hooker being interviewed for a book in a sex-crazed restaurant. Lots of funny 70's dialogue. Uncut version has a urination scene and a bondage scene,but that version is illegal! This is considered to be a classic. C.J. steals the show!
Starring Sikki Nix and Jamie Lee
Guess what HE has instead of hands! The original version of this was better and funnier, but scenes had to be cut because one of the cast members was a minor! Jamie Lee had a breast job before shooting the new scenes so we see her before AND after in the same movie!
SINDERELLA (199?)
Would be good film production, except for crappy skipping in the begining. Twist on the old classic Cinderella, but with the good stuff. Melanie Moore took a mouthful and smiled like she liked it. Good humor and uh...good Savannah masturbation scene.
I remember sneaking into The Nuart with Jennifer Finch to see this film. After sneaking in we realized that we couldn't watch the movie without 3-D glasses, so Jennifer went up to the front and said that we spilled coke on our glasses and we needed new ones. John Holmes makes a candid
appearance in this one. A must see Slapstick 3-D porno!
starring "Chunk" from The Goonies
He interacts with several senior women, animals, fire hydrants, food, pieces of concrete, garbage cans, drinking fountains, blind children,...the list goes on! Very funny feel good social comentary.
DEBBIE DOES 'EM ALL
This is a porno with an extremely complicated plot. Debbie is a flight attendant who needs sex while she is away on trips. While she is gone, her husband cheats on her with a lot of women. They reunite and tell each other how much they missed each other. Whew! Brilliant! The Citizen Cane of Porn films
"They were brother and sister. They were lovers." This film is actually pretty gross with bro doing sis, sis doing dad, dad doing mom, mom doing son. Ugh! Sex is pretty normal, but the premise is very creepy! Still, it's actually interesting in a weird 70s porno kitchy way.
CECIL HOWARD'S SPITFIRE
A "before its time" comedy about a political candidate and his family who are all very horny on everyone. Annie Sprinkle is good as a religious secretary! Predicted the Jim Baker incident
A young girl is caught using drugs by her parents and is thrown into a treatment center. After a few crazy happenings, she is taken from the institution by a strange doctor and is taught the ways of pleasure. Incredible plot, dialogue, and music are the high points.
A teenage boy seduces his father's new wife and also manages to involve his girlfriend. Good music and crazy sex scenes are two of the most notable features of this film.
A shitload of hookers are arrested multiple times and attempt to make some honest money by obtaining a fleet of taxi cabs and combining the two trades. When those damn girls phase out another cab companies business, desperate measures are taken. Special performance: A rape scene where one guy smokes a cigar while another guy smacks the chicks in the face with his pecker. Plus John Holmes scene looks pretty painful.For any other information, E-Mail Chris Beyond at the link below.
