NO-FI "MAGAZINE"
"STAFF MEMBERS & VICTIMS"
Chris Beyond
No-Fi "Magazine" Editor & Creator; Interviews, Articles, Reviews, Illutrations, Photography / No-Fi "Radio" Creator & DJ
E-Mail: nofimag@hotmail.com
FRIENDSTER Profile, MYSPACE Profile
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
TOP 5 FAVORITE NEW BANDS (in no order): 8-Bit, Hawnaytroof, Totally Radd!!, This Song Is A Mess And So Am I, This Scares Me
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): I Spit On Your Grave (The ULTIMATE revenge film!), Friday The 13th Part 2, Savage Streets (the BEST Linda Blair post-Exorcist film which actually inspired this issue), Meatballs, They Call Her One Eye
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: www.airamericaradio.com
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: I've harbored visions of revenge for wrongs done to me, but it just isn't in my character to take such actions. I believe that if people do bad things, those things will catch up with them but far worse in the end.
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: Little Marcy "Devil, Devil Go Away"
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: Strap the person to your wrists an legs and walk around the beach pretending that he is your drunk friend. Then have a crazy party in his house while the hijinks commence!
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?: I bide my time and watch the clock...
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR: You can't get better than the yellow bile-esque seepage that comes out of The Tall Man's finger stumps in PHANTASM.

Quin
Coverstar / No-Fi "Radio" Program Director, DJ / Staffwriter; Interviews, Reviews, Articles
E-Mail: nofiradio@nofimagazine.com
FRIENDSTER Profile, MYSPACE Profile
LOCATION: CA, USA
TOP 5 FAVORITE NEW BANDS (in no order): 8 Bit, Rock Goggle Fantasy, Le Joshua, this song is a mess and so am i, layabout
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): Death Wish, Ms. 45, The Virgin Spring, Straw Dogs, Freaks
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Suicide Girls
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: I really don't have one.
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: Ramones "Chain Saw"
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: I couldn't even begin to know how to answer this question...or could I?
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?: No.
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR:Black

Ernesto A. Mejia
Staffwriter, Illustrator
E-Mail: itsmenso@hotmail.com
LOCATION: Portland, Oregon U.S.A.
TOP 5 FAVORITE NEW BANDS (in no order): I'm into old bands right now, thank you.
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): I spit on your grave, Death Wish, Is "Thrashin'" a revenge movie?
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: You're reading it, siily!
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: I'm above telling you my secrets.
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: "Bad Sneakers" by Steely Dan. Crank it up real loud as you drive away from the post revenge scene in a cool dignant manner. Oh yah!
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: Call up John Travolta and Sam Jackson to clean up.Ý They seem to be hard up for work lately.
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?: Many, many people.
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR: Yellow, because they need to make a movie where humans kick ass on mutant Craw Dads only after the Craw Dads kick ass on humans. Craw Dads have funky yellow blood you know.

Mary Bond
Staffwriter; Interviews, Reviews, Articles, Photography, & More!
E-Mail: marybond@nofimagazine.com
Website: Angel Wished Designs
FRIENDSTER Profile
LOCATION: Los Angeles, California, USA
TOP 5 FAVORITE NEW BANDS (in no order): I can only think of old ones. But this month I am particularly listening to: Beachwood Sparks, New Order, The Stone Roses, Modest Mouse, and Muddy Waters
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): Can't say that I can think of even one.
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: www.angelwisheddesigns.com
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: I often have revenge thoughts, but do not act on them. Bad karma!
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: unanswerable due to my answer to the previous question
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: Lot's of bleach and sage burning I guess
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?: As I said, I do have my fantasies, but no- the whole karma thing stops me thankfully.
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR: I'd pick blue. Or black. Black is super gross and creepy.

Ryan Lies
Staffwriter; Interviews, Reviews, Articles
E-Mail: zombieryan@hotmail.com
Website: Familiar Studios
LOCATION: Grand Rapids, Michigan
TOP 5 FAVORITE NEW BANDS (in no order): Icon of Coil, Murder by Death, Voodou, Tentacle, Bile
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): Ms. 45, Carrie, Coffy, Theater of Blood, Conan the Barbarian
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: www.tentacleweb.com
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: I once heard someone say "The best revenge is a life well lived." So, um ... once THAT happens, I'll ah ... yeah ... I'll get back to you.
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: "Crowds" by Bauhaus
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: Like in Motel Hell or Fried Green Tomatoes ... just cook up the evidence. Serve to the cops who come to investigate. Oh yeah!
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?: My roomate. For not doing the dishes.
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR: Red "Blood Mist"

Emily
Coverstar
LOCATION: Redondo Beach, CA
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): TKTKTK
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: TKTK
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: TKTKTKTK
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: TK
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: TKTKTK
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?:TKTK
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR:TKTK TK





Jeff Roe
No-Fi "Magazine" Advice Columnist / No-Fi "Radio" Sound Assistant
E-Mail: askjeffroe@hotmail.com
FRIENDSTER Profile
LOCATION: Silverlake, CA
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5):The Maltese Falcon, Last Seduction, Yojimbo, Face/Off, City on Fire
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT:www.ofrankenfactor.com
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY:I was up late one night recently and I decided to watch a movie my roommate had bought called GINGER SNAPS 2: UNLEASHED. I knew that she wanted to watch it with me, but I didn't know how much until she woke up five minutes before the end of the movie. She freaked out, took the DVD out of the player, slapped me, then put it in her bag and took it to work the next day to be sure I wouldn't watch it without her.
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO:"Candle in the Wind (Princess Di Remix)": The revenge is complete when that's the last thing they hear.
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER:Burn the place to the foundation.
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?:I can't say. I don't want to tip him/her off.
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR:Blue. Because I'm an elitist.





Pamela "Pixie" Lay
Writer; Articles
E-Mail: pixielay@nofimagazine.com
MYSPACE PROFILE
LOCATION: Canada
TOP 5 FAVORITE BANDS (in no order): KMFDM, joy division, the beautiful south, the pixies and the cure
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): cruel intentions, the revenge of the nerds part one, two three, and four...(ha ha ha chris!) fatal attraction.
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: www.staticfactorymedia.org
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: its already there.....
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: "just" by radiohead
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: hire some little kids to clean it up, say it's paint.
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?: the mailman for bringing me bills instead of cheques, the next door neighbour for letting her dog shit all over my lawn, the radio dj for playing crappy tunes while i am at work, and anybody who looks at me in a bad way....(if you're reading this, and you happen to be glaring at my words, i'll prolly want to do you in as well).
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR: yellow, it's sofa king happy... hee hee

Claire Donner
Writer; Reviews, Articles
E-Mail: donnerpartyofone@hotmail.com
FRIENDSTER PROFILE
LOCATION: New Yawk (For now....)
TOP 5 FAVORITE NEW BANDS (in no order): if I tell you, it will stop being cool to listen to them.
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5): Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Rape and Revenge of Jennifer Hill, Revenge of the Nerds, Phantom of the Mall: Ericžs Revenge
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: www.abevigoda.com
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: That time I helped Orestes avenge Agamemnon's death and murder our mother. That ruled
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO: "I Love You", Black Flag
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER: Carpet beetles. Duh.
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?: God
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR: Yellow; you play a good game, boy...

Amy Voorhees
Writer/Artist; Reviews, Articles, Blood Mixologist
E-Mail: amyofdarkness@hotmail.com
LOCATION: Elsewhere, CA
FAVORITE REVENGE MOVIES (up to 5):Once Upon a Time in the West, Riki Oh: The Story of Ricky, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Cape Fear (w/ Robert Mitchum!), In a Glass Cage
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: www.zombo.com
PERSONAL REVENGE STORY: Jeff Roe attempted to watch my copy of GINGER SNAPS 2: UNLEASHED before I had gotten the chance to see it, so I ripped the DVD out of his player 10 minutes before the end of the film. And I slapped him across the face.
BEST SONG TO HAVE REVENGE TO:Goblin's "main title" theme to TENEBRE.
BEST WAY TO CLEAN UP AFTER A MURDER:The best offense is strong defense: try to prepare your "kill zone" before the blessed event for easy clean-up.
IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE YOU WANT REVENGE ON RIGHT NOW?:LERMAN.
FAVORITE THEATRICAL NON-TYPICAL BLOOD COLOR:BLACK. It matches my heart.





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