NO-FI "MAGAZINE"
"STAFF MEMBERS & GUESTS"
Chris Beyond
No-Fi "Magazine" Editor & Creator; Interviews, Articles, Reviews, Illutrations, Photography / No-Fi "Radio" Creator & DJ
E-Mail: nofimag@hotmail.com
FRIENDSTER Profile, MYSPACE Profile
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: Sixteen Candles, How To Stuff A Wild Bikini, But I'm A Cheerleader, Student Bodies, Joysticks, H.O.T.S. (Ok, that's six, but c'mon...)
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: http://www.pixyland.org
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: I started No-Fi "Magazine" back in the day when the battles raged and the cradle was rocking in 1996. Now it is 2004...
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: Jesus Chroist, OF COURSE Mad Magazine!!! Reading Cracked is like asking for orange juice and getting punch soda. I was lucky as a kid to actually have really old Mad Magazines from back in the 50s. A bunch of my old Mad Magazines were destroyed when I had a bad report card in elementry school. The artwork in those early magazines was amazing and it continued to have great artists into the 80s. I still pick up the occasional issue every now and then. Mad Magazine was a major influence for No-Fi "Magazine".
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: Plenty. I was a weird kid. You could probably string weeks together at a time of embarrassing days in my life. My fondest embarrassing moment is when in the 4th grade all the kids in class were talking really loud and for some reason I stood up and cleared my nose REALLY loud which made everyone shut up and stare at me.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: He proves that anyone, even retarded people, can become president. Ok, now that we've proven that, lets get this jackass out of office.
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: do it...if even once.

Quin
No-Fi "Radio" Program Director, DJ / Staffwriter; Interviews, Reviews, Articles
E-Mail: nofiradio@nofimagazine.com
FRIENDSTER Profile, MYSPACE Profile
LOCATION: CA, USA
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: Zapped, Porky's, Weird Science, My Tutor, Bikini Beach
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=countduckula
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: I don't know. My name is Quin. I do a radio show. I like movies and I like books. Girls are nice, and my favorite color is blue.
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: Mad Magazine for Spy Vs Spy and that folding picture on the back cover.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: I was bored at a family party and there was this old lady there. She must have been at least 90. I thought it would be funny to go up behind her and put my hands over her eyes and say "guess who?" I don't know why, but she didn't like this, and my parents didn't either.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: umm... "strategory."
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Treat it just like any other month and drink alot and eat fast food.

Ernesto A. Mejia
Staffwriter, Illustrator
E-Mail: itsmenso@hotmail.com
LOCATION: Portland, Oregon U.S.A.
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: They all kind of suck.
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Ebay: Motorcycles. Looking for a 77 Kawasaki kz 400. If you have one for cheap let me know. You'll be saving meİ some grief.
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: I think cereal tastes best at night right before you go to sleep. Any line that I get into is destined to be the slowest. I get a better shave when i'm stoned than when I am not. Know me long enough and i'll probably cook you something.
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: Cracked stole Don Martin. It's a good thing nobody gave a shit. Mad, of course.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: I Called my teacher "mom". She didn't even look like her.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: He will eventually die.
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Re-register to vote in my new county.

Mary Bond
Staffwriter; Interviews, Reviews, Articles, Photography, & More!
E-Mail: marybond@nofimagazine.com
Website: Angel Wished Designs
FRIENDSTER Profile
LOCATION: Los Angeles, California, USA
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: Not real familiar with this genre. Um, Phobe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh were cool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High I guess. And, uh, hhmmm...that one girl in Valley Girl is great, the one who later played Dottie in Pee Wee Herman's movie. I like her. Um, what else? Wow. I really like The Breakfast Club, but that was not particularly sexy, is it? Guess it all depends on who you are...anyway...whatever...
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Uh, duh. That would have to be www.angelwisheddesigns.com and www.nofimagazine.com.
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: Myself? But I'm "All about Eve." (heh heh. Does anybody out there get that? Hello??? (echo echo echo)
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: I guess MAD. That's the one my older bro read growing up. I liked the foldable covers. I guess I like to fold things. I do like oragami.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: I've never done anything embarassing in my life! (heh heh.Yeah, right!)
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: I like his voice.
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Go about naked, baring only the American flag and daring people to spank me...oh wait...that was Madonna. Yeah, so nevermind.

Ryan Lies
Staffwriter; Interviews, Reviews, Articles
E-Mail: zombieryan@hotmail.com
Website: Familiar Studios
LOCATION: Grand Rapids, Michigan
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: "REVENGE OF THE NERDS," "WEIRD SCIENCE," "BOOK OF LOVE," "H.O.T.S.," and "FRIDAY THE 13TH."
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: www.nofimagazine.com.
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: (Did not answer)
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: CRACKED because I thought their parody of "INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM," back in 1984, was much funnier than MAD'S. And I thoughtİSylvester P. Smythe was doper than Alfred E. Neuman.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: Watched "SHE-RA" and the "PUNKY BREWSTER" cartoon on a regular basis. (There's worse things, trust me, but this is all yer gettin' outta me.)
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: Nothing, so VOTE LIBERTARIAN!
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Love my country some more, İbut continue toİdistrust and fearİmy government (that means YOU, Rightİand Left!). And drink beer and maybe get some ribs at Friday's. Holy yummy.
Jeff Roe
No-Fi "Magazine" Advice Columnist / No-Fi "Radio" Sound Assistant
E-Mail: askjeffroe@hotmail.com
FRIENDSTER Profile
LOCATION: Silverlake, CA
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: Tk tktktk tk
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Tktktk tk tktk.
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: Tktk tktk tktktktk.
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: Tk (tktktk) tktktk tktk.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: Tktktk tktk tktktk
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: Tktk tktktk tk.
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Tktktktk Tktk.






Buxom Vixen
No-Fi Coverstar
E-Mail: Tktk tktk tk
MYSPACE Profile
LOCATION: Whittier, CA
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: Tk tktktk tk
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Tktktk tk tktk.
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: Haha oh GOD!!! I am a lover... rocker... yeah I know who isn't? I love TV! Rockabilly, punk, western swing, COUNTRY, motorcycles, classic cars, jack n cokes, dancing on a wood dancefloor, fishnets and spiked heels... and a spankin when I am bad! Lord I sound like a dork! But give me a try ya won't be disappointed!
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: Tk (tktktk) tktktk tktk.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: Tktktk tktk tktktk
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: Tktk tktktk tk.
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Tktktktk Tktk.




Pamela "Pixie" Lay
Writer; Articles
E-Mail: pixielay@nofimagazine.com
MYSPACE PROFILE
LOCATION: Canada
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: ten things i hate about you, reality bites [Bzzz...WRONG! ~ Editor], american pie....(the first one though). say anything....and the breakfast club....
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Static Factory
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: there is not enough time in the world. i am a leather whore..i work all of the time......
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: never read it....
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: thank you for making me rehash the past Chris, I now have over 7,ooo CANADIAN dollars in psychiatry bills to pay...
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: He's not Canadian...you are all stuck with him...Muwahahahaha!!!!!
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Pillage and violate my American boyfriend......

Claire Donner
Writer; Reviews, Articles
E-Mail: donnerpartyofone@hotmail.com
FRIENDSTER PROFILE
LOCATION: New Yawk (For now....)
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: Tk tktktk tk
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Tktktk tk tktk.
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: Tktk tktk tktktktk.
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: Tk (tktktk) tktktk tktk.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: Tktktk tktk tktktk
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: Tktk tktktk tk.
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Tktktktk Tktk.






Amy Voorhees
Writer/Artist; Reviews, Articles
E-Mail: amyofdarkness@hotmail.com
LOCATION: Elsewhere, CA
TOP 5 "TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES" OF ALL TIME: Tk tktktk tk
FAVORITE WEBSITE AT THE MOMENT: Tktktk tk tktk.
ALL ABOUT MYSELF: Tktk tktk tktktktk.
MAD MAGAZINE or CRACKED MAGAZINE and why?: Tk (tktktk) tktktk tktk.
MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU DID AS A KID: Tktktk tktk tktktk
FAVORITE THING ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH: Tktk tktktk tk.
IN THIS PATRIOTIC MONTH I PLAN TO: Tktktktk Tktk.






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No-Fi "Magazine"
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1316 El Paso Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90065

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1209 Ynez Avenue
Redondo Beach, CA 90277

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