NO-FI "MAGAZINE"
"STAFF MEMBERS & GUESTS"
(this month's staff questions written by sabrina cognata)


Chris Beyond
Los Angeles, CA
Creator / Editor / Staff Writer / Photograper / Illustrator / DJ / Etc...
nofimag@hotmail.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the
Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - Beyond the fact that Mr. Hanky would be very unsanitary, Who wouldn't miss a chance to hang out with the Abominable Snowman and fins out what that guy or gal is all about?
What is it like to be in snow? - Like walking on top of a crushed ice cone. Only, YOU, have to provide the flavors.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were
it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - I'd choose Holly, but then I'd invite Sarah Silverman over for a little poinsonberry action...after we clean the Jimmy Kimmel off her, of course.
When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake - I shot photos of my friend Erika and I haven't sent them to her yet. (There are just so many and I'm paranoid that she'll hate them as we never set aside time to go over them in person).
Quin
Redondo Beach, CA
DJ / Staff Writer / Photograper / Illustrator
nofiradio@nofimagazine.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - Quin hasn't sent in his answers yet tktk.
What is it like to be in snow? - No answers from Quin here either tktk tktk tktktk.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - Guess what? Still no answer here either. Blah blah tktk tktktktk tktk.
When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake - Did you really even check here to see? No answers, get it?!? Tktk tktktk tktktk tkt...
Ryan Lies
Grand Rapids, MI
Staff Writer / Photographer
zombieryan@hotmail.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - Ryan hasn't sent in his answers yet tktk.
What is it like to be in snow? - No answers from Ryan here either tktk tktk tktktk.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - Guess what? Still no answer here either. Blah blah tktk tktktktk tktk.
When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake - Did you really even check here to see? No answers, get it?!? Tktk tktktk tktktk tkt...
Ernie Mejia
Portland, OR
Illustrator / Writer
itsmenso@hotmail.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the
Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - Ernie hasn't sent in his answers yet tktk.
What is it like to be in snow? - No answers from Ernie here either tktk tktk tktktk.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - Guess what? Still no answer here either. Blah blah tktk tktktktk tktk.
When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake - Did you really even check here to see? No answers, get it?!? Tktk tktktk tktktk tkt...
Sabrina Cognata
Los Angeles, CA
Staff Writer / Editor / Photographer
sabrina@nofimagazine.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the
Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - I would go out with the Abominable Snowman because, you know, he probably fucks like a panther.
What is it like to be in snow? If you have never been in snow speculate--Also, why the fuck haven't you been in snow pisshead? - Like walking on top of a I don't know jackhole. I have never been in a snow. I wish I had a bed and a unicorn and I would sleep with that unicorn right now.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were
it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - IMr. Armstrong. He is neither in my office, nor my party, but I swear to you, in the realm of kissing--he is where it is at.
Do you realize I told Chris I would have this done LAST WEEK. Shit, I am
a total fucking slacker and a horrible person. When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake--did it destroy your friendship? Did it cause you herpes or any other wicked skin disorder? Did the person you flaked on have to "use kung fu on your ass"? Do you have any idea why I always have to make fun of the herpes? Why is this question getting so long? HELP ME! - One time, I found this hypodermic needle on the ground and I stuck it into my friend Deb. Currently, we are waiting for the test results to come back. Also, I have been served with papers for a "pending" lawsuit. Also, I am probably going to jail. Probably.
Kitty Diggins
Silverlake, CA
Contributing Writer / Photographer
http://www.kittydiggins.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - I do not know who Christmas Poo is... but i don't want a date with the Abominable Snowman.
What is it like to be in snow? - Depends on the kind of snow, what you are wearing, and what kind of mood you're in.
Who would you choose to share some time with you under the mistle toe? - If I was Clarise- Rudolph,definitely.
When was the last time you were a flake - When I was snow.....
Roger Boxx
Contributing Writer / Illustrator
www.quasilucid.com
Location at this moment: Utah (until the end of December then touring around South America for 3 months.)
rogerboxx@nofimagazine.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - Mr. Hanky, less clean up.
What is it like to be in snow? - Snow is cold and white.  Don’t eat if yellow.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were
it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - Refer to question #1
When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake - I try hard not to flake.
Lyssa
Issue #52 Coverstar
lyssa221@aol.com
www.myspace.com/miss_lyssa
Location at this moment: Currently CA but home to me is NYC
Super Short Bio - Girl next door on the move. Ex classical dancer turned wardrobe girl who likes to shoot pinup pics.
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - bominable snowman for sanitary reasons.
What is it like to be in snow? - Snow is cold....but kinda fun.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - my dream man.......a honest, gentleman, with nice breath, a good kisser and above all someone who can make me laugh....and world peace and save the whales
When was the last time you were a flake - I try not to be late let alone flake so no one has ever given me what for about it!
Don Spiro
Los Angeles, CA
Cover Photographer
www.donspiro.com
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the
Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - The abominable snowman because it's imaginary so it would never happen. Okay, Mr. Hanky is imaginary, too, but that's plain sick.
What is it like to be in snow? - Snow is like walking in cookie dough. It's pretty to look at but it's horrid in the city when it turns to black sludge and ice like a piece of pure evil in Time Bandits.
Do you realize I told Chris I would have this done LAST WEEK. Shit, I am
a total fucking slacker and a horrible person. When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake--did it destroy your friendship? Did it cause you herpes or any other wicked skin disorder? Did the person you flaked on have to "use kung fu on your ass"? Do you have any idea why I always have to make fun of the herpes? Why is this question getting so long? HELP ME! - I didn't realize, can't remember, no, no, no, hell no, because your a flake, and NO!
David Lang
Los Angeles, CA
Intern / Mailroom
If you had to go on a date with the abominable snowman or Mr. Hanky the
Christmas Poo, which would you choose and why? - David hasn't been sent his questions yet. He's new-ish here. tktk.
What is it like to be in snow? - No answers from David here either tktk tktk tktktk.
My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it. If you were it at the "Christmas Party" who would you choose to share sometime with you under the mistle toe? - Guess what? Still no answer here either. Blah blah tktk tktktktk tktk.
When was the last time you were a horrible fucking flake - Did you really even check here to see? No answers, get it?!? Sheeeesh. Tktk tktktk tktktk tkt...

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