Jokes written by Chris Beyond and Ernie Mejia. Illustrations by Ernie Mejia. (c) 2006 No-Fi "Magazine"
Manster #1: Hey, how did your date with Dahlia go last night?
Manster #2: Eh... It was ok. It ended up being a double date.
Manster #1: Really? How did that happen?
Manster #2: I cut her in half.
Q: How many Frankenstein Monsters
does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. The light will work just fine,
but his behind will be sore!
When do you get the best bargains from Zombie Prostitutes?
When they have a half-off sale!
What do you call a monster that eats brownies?
A pedophile.
What did the Incredible Shrinking Man say to the 50 Foot Woman?
"Echo!" ("Echo!")
Q:Why does the Frankenstein Monster feel gay when he monsterbates?
A:Because he feels like he's touching another man's penis.
Why did the pervert meet the witch doctor in the alley?
He heard he could get a little head.
Why do Monstergals like The Boogieman?
Because he knows how to dance.
What should a gal do when she meets a monster with three heads?
Get him into bed as soon as possible.
Q: Why did the foot fetishist disappear?
A: She went on a a date with Godzilla.
Said Dracula to his frustrated bride:
"Don't wory baby! I always rise at Sundown."
Invisable Man: How did you know it was me?
Angry Lass: Because, AS USUAL, it felt like nothing was there.
How did the Frankenstein Monster feel
when he walked in on his bride having sex with Igor?
He was shocked.
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